Thursday, August 30, 2012

My Top Ten Pet Peeves

I witnessed this morning two pet peeves back to back and it inspired me to write up a quick list of my Top Ten Pet Peeves. There are a few things on this list that are interchangeable, based on my mood and the situation. This is tongue in cheek, but still also a valid point of annoyance. Do you share some of my pet peeves?

  1. People who leave the sticker price on their new car to let YOU know that they bought a new car.
  2. Drivers who stop at a red light and block the crosswalk, preventing pedestrians to cross safely. Maximus Assholicus.
  3. Smokers who smoke in designated areas where they are prohibited from smoking.
  4. Addendum to #3: Smokers all over the planet who litter the environment with cigarette butts. Litterbug bastards.
  5. Why is it always loud stupid rap music blasting 3 cars away and never classical music... at 7:30am?
  6. Elevator/lifts where people don't want to get on first, but when I get in, they shout out floor buttons for me to push for them. Fuck you, press your own button! (I pretend not to hear them)
  7. Salespeople who blatantly upsell to me and push items on me I don't need or want.
  8. Political hypocrites. Period.
  9. Mind games that are played on the internet in social media forums.
  10. Mid-western women's clothing stores that order only 1 size Small in a clothing style item, but multiples in M, L, and XL. This is Sizeism!
I have 400 other pet peeves, but these are the ones that really bug me man! :-)

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